PRINCE HARRIES TEN DAY WOG SHOOTING SPREE

 

 It has been announced that Prince Harry is coming back from his shooting party in Iraq where he was serving undercover. So that other troops would not recognize him he wore a false moustache. Prince Harry embarked on the old colonial ideal of shooting savages in the gap year after their degrees have been bought. He said that Iraqis were easier to ‘bag’  than pheasants as they could not fly. How nice to know that our prince ‘following in the footsteps of that other great heroic royal, Prince Andrew’ (Daily Mail), is out there protecting our nation from terrorism. Surely a comfort in these troubled times.